Tuesday, December 23, 2025

The American Treasure Tour Museum

Sometimes, it can be easy to be a bit cynical about being an American. When I was more engaged and outrage-addicted to social media, I wouldn't find much of an argument when international friends would tease that America doesn't have its own cultural identity besides war, money, and McDonalds. A horrific and grim "joke," but one that I think upset people so easily because they could feel the stinging introspection it elicits. I deeply love history, learning local lore, and visiting all of our natural treasures... but I'm reminded of other posts I've seen online, again (and always) posted in a depressing light, of schoolchildren sharing what they think of when asked about their country, and then seeing loads of crudely drawn brand logos, such as Starbucks, Apple, and the aforementioned McDonalds.

An allegedly haunted doll greets all visitors to the museum

Is this really what our children view as their culture? Brands? It was a dismal thought. But I dug into it a bit deeper and tried to find some positivity in that realization. Sure, in late-stage capitalism, corporations have of course forced themselves into some sort of pseudo-religious grip over the masses and overconsumption seems to be the hallmark of all "trends" online, but was it always like this? I think in any society geared first and foremost towards serving capital, that is a natural conclusion. But I think it's easier to find novelty and sincerity around marketing the further back you go in history.

The almighty dollar always had a hand in things, for better or worse, but it felt more human when it wasn't blasted at you from every angle at every single waking second of the day. It wasn't a handful of megacorporations forcing a monoculture, maybe the phrase "mom and pop shops" actually meant something other than socially incoherent small business owners who have a blood oath to vote against their own interests while being loud about it on Facebook. Companies felt compelled to draw customers and attention with whimsy, beautiful art, or just plain weird attractions. They weren't broadcasting to the world in some sort of meaningless, knuckle-dragging culture war manufactured online, but just creating something that would make people pull over to the side of the highway and ask, "why is there a giant dinosaur outside of this gas station?" Or, "do you want to have our child's birthday party at a pizza place hosted by an electronic singing rat?"

There is a place, one free from the cynicism of living under this bloated structure, that instead chooses to celebrate and curate those charming oddities of yesteryear. A lot of it could be called junk, and the direct descendants of the overconsumption that is "celebrated" today... but the fact that they were once contemporary and a piece of our everyday lives, and are now secure and properly taken care of, is something admirable.

Not too far from the Valley Forge National Monument is the American Treasure Tour Museum, which proudly displays and celebrates all of those weird things you saw on the side of the road during family trips, things that once lived in temporary amusement attractions or carnivals, and all sorts of decor that might have once lived in a theme park somewhere. The lights and sounds you remember from your childhood, the characters that interrupted your Saturday morning cartoons once upon a time, the traffic signs that once got you safely from the airport to a favorite family vacation spot... they're all there.

And my time visiting allowed me to drop that cynical front and simply appreciate these pieces for what they are.

The building that the Tour now resides in was formerly a tire factory for the B.F. Goodrich Company and opened in 1937. It closed in 1986 and was then repurposed. During the tour, you can still see many telltale signs of its former life, with various industrial grooves dug into the concrete, sliding metal doors, etc. but with how well-constructed the collection and its design are, it feels as if it was purpose-built for the Tour.

All of these weird pieces of Americana belong to a private collector, one anonymous individual who has gone out of their way to remain in shadows. The collector had been accumulating for many years and then opened the Tour to the public in 2010. Its current iteration is a tour situated on a long tram car, guided by a recording that talks about the collection, with some humor added to the mix by the driver of the tram car caravan.

Once seated, the tram guides you through a large collection of classic cars, vintage advertising signs, animatronics, store displays, figures, dolls and their houses, movie and pop culture memorabilia, and more. Before and after the tram tour, you can browse a smaller collection, as well as a room full of Nickelodeons, the large automatic music machines, on foot.

The museum's stated goal is to celebrate, broadly, "popular culture," and items from the pre-digital age, offering both nostalgia and curiosity. The collector believes that preserving these items might give them a home, otherwise they may have become lost to history. That much I can appreciate.

There's no stated theme or period represented in the Tour. There will be Halloween decorations from Spirit Halloween 2010 posted up next to vintage decor from the 50's, and then you'll see the original band from Chuck E. Cheese next to a giant gas station Gumby, followed closely by a decommissioned golf cart from Disneyland. It's not an academic museum, but is instead a nebulous snapshot of what may have once been the American Dream. And... it's beautiful for it. Truly. I smiled for most of my visits.

When we first took the public tour, we greatly enjoyed the experience, but did feel a bit disappointed that we were confined to the tram car for a majority of the museum's collection. We wanted to roam. Some of the scales of the pieces were massive. Sometimes the tram tour didn't take as much time as you may have wanted at a certain part of the collection. As we had left, we both had remarked that we'd love to do just that: roam the collection, on foot and unfettered.

I was lucky enough to find a way to do just that. Later in the year, I was able to access the museum after hours, with a handful of others who wished to take closer photographs, free from the confines of the tram car. We were outgunned from the get-go, as neither of us are hardcore photographers, but we took this opportunity to do just what we had wished aloud to do after our first visit. Let them set up tripods and take long-exposures... I wanted to look up Gumby's leg like I was about to slay a colossus.

There was something much more intimate about being able to approach these displays. As I described in the beginning of this text, so many of these pieces seemed ripped from our childhoods, or resemble something that may have belonged to a memory your parents may have once relayed to you. Or even one passed down by your grandparents. A vast majority of the items are commercial displays, sure, but they no longer have the ability to sell you something. They're simply odd pieces of tacky art, something that was once out in the wilds of this turbulent, adolescent country.

While there are many historic accounts, technological breakthroughs, all-too-human experiences, and medical breakthroughs in the canon of the American story, in the cynicism of today, it could be hard to find a positive, single image of an identity. But all of these bizarre components of a unique collection kind of dissembles all of those historic perquisites. Perhaps all of those images and colors and sounds all do congeal and blur together and form some sort of collective memory that we all share in and add to. Maybe they add to the palate of what many of our everyday lives consist of. They might not be fine pieces of art, but they are the neighbors of our everyday struggles and triumphs, elations and heartbreaks. They are the saccharine, inorganic set dressings of our actual stories, but they are no lesser for it, when seen in the aggregate. There is a beauty there.

And maybe that's even something close to approaching a shared, definitive culture.

My photos of the American Treasure Tour Museum